Childcare for dummies

January 30, 2008 · Filed Under Funny Pics, Parody, seriously funny stuff 

Childcare for dummies

Someone emailed this to me, it had me in tears, I may as well share.

No idea where it came from so I can’t even credit to to anyone, nonetheless, whoever you are, thank you

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Comments

18 Responses to “Childcare for dummies”

  1. Dizzy Dee » Child Care For Dummies on January 31st, 2008 2:21 am

    [...] found child care for dummies on Theselfishbastard.com, and I think its absolutely hilarious, but REALLY [...]

  2. Lis on February 1st, 2008 4:23 am

    Goodness, this made me laugh till I cried.

  3. Rudy on February 6th, 2008 3:17 pm

    These are soooooo funneeeee!!

  4. Chica on February 6th, 2008 8:38 pm

    That was some great stuff!! LOL Thanks for sharin’

  5. QSMama / Lea on February 8th, 2008 7:25 am

    Hmmm, didn’t see anything about using duct tape and bungee cords to help a three-year-old remember to stay in bed….

    Someone needs to do the Toddler and Preschooler follow-ups!

    - L

  6. OnlyintheApple » Confession: I like animals more than children on February 22nd, 2008 9:03 am

    [...] always been convinced that I am going to be the crappiest mom ever. Fortunately, I discovered this site for some much needed tips and advice. Here’s a little sneak [...]

  7. Conner on February 26th, 2008 5:14 pm

    I don’t know what funnier about the chess one the actual thing or the fact that the baby has actually played against him…

  8. harry on February 27th, 2008 2:16 am

    are those instructions for black ppl or for all of us? lol

  9. sandman on March 2nd, 2008 3:59 pm

    Here in the UK I read a report which argue that plug covers are counter productive to safety.
    The gournds are quite sane beacuse here in the UK the contacts are shuttered and itis impossible to get a finger far enough into them to make contact - however the plug covers provide a way of opening the shutters. ( Part of thie is tehy are more flexible than plugs so will bend if you try to inser them upside down_

  10. maja on March 2nd, 2008 7:24 pm

    “are those instructions for black ppl or for all of us? lol”

    No these instructions are for Harrys.

    no lol.

  11. Crista on March 8th, 2008 10:27 am

    I have seen these before they are hilarious!

  12. Kelly on March 14th, 2008 10:47 pm

    Soon, I want to have kids, so thanks for the advice!

  13. Bushidojoe on April 20th, 2008 4:51 am

    This is Funny Stuff Great Stumble

  14. jayf on May 8th, 2008 3:15 am

    photoshopped !

  15. jens on May 12th, 2008 2:36 pm

    maybe a stupid question but , is it a joke or real american signs?
    sometimes its hard to tell where the difference is.
    funny anyway.

  16. Chopstick on June 3rd, 2008 5:27 am

    HAHAHA that is soooooooooooooooo funny

  17. Doug on July 18th, 2008 10:30 am

    The child care for dummies was great. I’ve actually done a few of those with my kids. I’ll let you guess which ones….

  18. Doug on July 18th, 2008 10:31 am

    To sandman: the plugs in the US are not shuttered, so covers are needed.

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