Choosing the Best Selfish Bastard for Your Halloween Costume

Each time you look for a Halloween costume, it’s easy to get frustrated. What do you want to wear? Who do you want to be? Sometimes you end up feeling like you’re trying to please everyone else. By wearing something cute or common, you’re playing it safe but you might not really be enjoying yourself. Maybe, just for one night, you’d really like to be a selfish bastard.

Is Being Selfish so Wrong?

All your life, you were probably taught not to be selfish. If that’s the case, you may be tired of “being good” all the time. How about taking just one evening a year and enjoying your selfish side. You can dress as any selfish bastard you like – and who you see as selfish is as individual as you are. Just make sure you pick someone that other people have heard of, so you don’t spend all night explaining yourself. There are plenty of selfish people throughout history, so you shouldn’t have any trouble finding one.

How to Dress the Part

Clearly, it’s vital that you dress and look the part. Be selfish about your choices, and don’t compromise. Know what you want in a costume and make it happen. Your selfishness will shine through, and everyone will know that you’re a selfish bastard – which is exactly the image you’re looking to portray. It’s fun to be a little bit selfish now and then.

Some people may be offended by your choices of costume, so keep that in mind. Selfish bastards think only of themselves and they aren’t particularly interested in whether they offend others. You, on the other hand, have to go back to real life after Halloween is over, so make sure that your character doesn’t overstep boundaries that you’ll have to apologize for the next day.

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