Pregnancy Tips for dummies

May 19, 2008 · Filed Under Funny Pics, Jokes, Parody 

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18 Responses to “Pregnancy Tips for dummies”

  1. elizabethany on May 23rd, 2008 11:04 pm

    haha that made me laugh

  2. madamemoomoo on May 24th, 2008 1:01 am

    haha maybe i should have read these before i had my child!!

  3. Booboo on May 24th, 2008 7:19 am

    The cravings in picture 4 got me confused at first: “why would anyone crave for SOCKS??!! How can that be OK?”

    But then my girlfriend pointed out they were french fries.

  4. Bonobo on May 26th, 2008 12:01 pm

    The last one is wrong, should be the other way around ;)

  5. skaboss on May 26th, 2008 5:41 pm

    I still find monkey brains to be a perfectly nutritious meal for an expecting mother, lots of fatty acids and protien mmmmmmmm

  6. Tenth Speed Writer on May 26th, 2008 10:31 pm

    Booboo:

    Actually, a pregnant woman’s body can crave some pretty strange things.

    I’ve met women who picked up eating dirt and crayons during their nine months.

  7. Haylestar on May 27th, 2008 12:00 am

    LOL booboo ur funny anyway these are hilarious ive seen heaps of these if you want to see more just google them. wat a laff

    cya

  8. rush on May 27th, 2008 2:02 am

    One of the strangest cravings i have heard of is carrots dipped in peanut butter.
    don’t ask.

    As for the dirt craving, it’s actually an iron deficiency.

    When my ex was pregnant with my son, she chased me out of the house at 9pm on a sunday night to go find her garlic snails.

    Any idea how difficult it is tofind a place at 9 pm on a sundaynight that does garlic snails take away ?

    I found one by the way

  9. Karat on May 27th, 2008 8:51 am

    Oh man, you should pregnancy blog more often. :)
    I decided to peace out for work completely while I was pregs. I then proceeded to crack out to GTA San Andreas. I think that’s why T is so awesome at video games………

  10. dear rush on May 27th, 2008 1:41 pm

    how did you find anything on a sunday night? Never the less garlic snails.

  11. rush on May 27th, 2008 4:37 pm

    through sheer fear of returning home empty handed!

  12. mike on May 27th, 2008 8:07 pm

    I actually know a guy who had like 200 sky diving jumps from his mom jumping when she was pregnant… guess she coulda used this book

  13. s on May 28th, 2008 5:10 am

    The craving for dirt, crayons, or any non-food substance is a sign of Pica which is a serious illness and usually indicates an Iron deficiency.

  14. TzG on May 28th, 2008 11:45 pm

    Help, I accidentally named my child Rudolf Hoss because I picked up the War criminals book.

    So we tried again and I accidentally named her Batman.

    Man, I’m not having any good luck these days. :/

  15. ian on June 2nd, 2008 7:00 pm

    i think those are french fries…

  16. sir jorge on June 4th, 2008 2:21 pm

    hands down the best instructions i have seen since Fight Club.

  17. Rock Kauser on June 6th, 2008 2:16 pm

    Perfect! Made me laugh hard enough to spit on my monitor…

  18. Paul on August 3rd, 2008 3:11 pm

    I really want to see someone try some of these. I especially love the exercise one where she’s flying upside down through the air.

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