Revenge
They say that revenge is a dish best served cold.
Sometimes we wish we could get even with someone for something that they did, well here are some tips on getting revenge on someone.
I do not take responsibility for what you do with list.
Pour out some of their mouth wash and refill with toilet water or urine.
find a plug in an obscure place and rewire postive to earth ( It will frustrate them to no end )
Move out and keep a key, return to do your monthly shopping.
Upon moving out, have an open party there in their honour, put posters up everywhere advertising free alcahol.
Itching powder on a girls tampons
soak the carpet with water and sprinkle grass seeds on it, preferrably while they are away to return to an inside lawn
smear a healthy dose of syrup on the door mat.
Order pizza and furniture to be delivered to them.
Report their cars as stolen.
cut the wiring to the geyser ( Aint nothing like a few days of cold showers to make you repent )
padlock the post box and toss the key
superglue their petrol tank flaps closed shut.
Wipe your ass with their face cloth.
take a strip of magnesium and put it in one of the unlit cigrattes and put the cigarette back into the box
one night, during the week, when they have to leave for work in the morning, take a nice big fat fucking chain and lock them in. Use grade 10 Locks that need to be angle grinded or torched off.
hide drugs in their cars and hope they go through a roadblock.
if they have a pc at home, swop the mouse buttons. maybe write a batch file that re swaps the buttons everytime they reboot.
fill the hard drive with porn. Animal porn.
Find a bunch of old keys and put a tag on it saying “If found please return to < add their adress here and name > reward of R200 offered, and drop the keys somewhere where they will be easily found by someone. Preferrably in a bad part of town.
Buy a dog whistle and late at night go near their place and blow it till all the neighborhood dogs wake up and wake them up too.
Phone their banks and report their credit cards stolen.
Puncture his condoms with a pin.
subscribe them to porn mailing lists
send them a bouquet of black, dead roses
put a dead fish in their car and leave another in the flat hidden away somewhere
get a nice peice of fibre glass and toss it into the tumble dryer and leave it running till the fibreglass disintegrates into dust and goes into the filter. It will eventually work its way into the clothes when they dry them
get a pair of REALLY soiled ladies underwear, put them into a box and mail it to a fictious adress in another town, add in a note that says: “Thanks for a great evening, we’ll hook up soon, you left these in my car” put their adress on the back of the box as the return adress and wait for it to get to the fictious adress and return home to where , she will hopefully get it.
push a small stone into their exhaust so far back ( use a broom stick ) that the stone falls into the silencer box. the rattle will drivem them insance
ice a cake with lax and leave it where they will find it and eat some. maybe cut a slice from the cake to make it seem that its ok to eat it.
break into their home and make bomb threats to a few places from their phone line.
pour cayenne pepper onto popcoorn and leave it for them to eat ( Cayenne pepper in its dry form causes uncontrollable coughing if it gets into the respiratory tract )
empty out their eye drop bottle and refill with battery acid
put superglue on the ear peice of their phones
Superglue their mouse to a desk
super glue their laptops shut
If the person wears contact lenses - replace the solution with a soapy solution, if it’s stood overnight, those contact lenses will burn the hell out of his/her eyes, and it’ll take a lot of work to clean them. Also won’t be able to open eyes for an hour or so
and the one to really ruin someones life?
post a LOT of posters on telephone poles, bulletin boards, lampstands, etctera with a clear message in huge letters: THERE IS A CHILD RAPIST IN YOUR NEIGHBOURHOOD. These posters then give the person’s full name, address, and phone number, the same for his workplace and family members, and an open invitation to “speak your mind on his horrible crimes.”
Do you have any cool revenge tricks?
Please comment and leave your ideas 
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I love these! I may just borrow a few ideas.
I’d comment, but I’m afraid to.
Totally diggin’ your blog.
REALLY GREAT IDEAS FOR REVENGE
If you find out your boyfriend is married, invite him for a “nooner” at a local hotel, but tell him he needs to get in the shower because you have a BIG surprise for him. Then take his clothes, and leave. I mailed them to his wife! I have no idea how he got home–probably stole a towel. Plus he had to pay for the hotel!
i was seeing this married guy…(i know i know not a good move but we make mistakes) we were together for 5 years…i bought him a 500.00 dollar watch last yeat for christmas…then this past year he was acting all stupid as guys can only act…we stopped seeeing each other..his wifes bday was this past week i sent her a card saying “you need to keep an closer eye on your husband” and ‘ you should tract his cell calls”signed a friend…..shes knows he cheated on her in the past…this way his life will be a living hel….lol….
hmmm well I made up posters ummm basically making him look like an idoot and saying he wants it in his ass and giving his name and myspace. put them on the train , poles , in newstands , in places, on mailboxes , by the gay newspapers…. everywhere
Im impressed with these. I had an ex friend screw me once in a deal only to better them selves. So I acted cool with it and went to there house to help with something. I carefully unrolled the toilet paper only to wipe it on some posion oak which I thought was pulpuree (lol cough cough) in attempt to make it smell good in the bathroom. Carefully rolled it back up and put it back in its holder….two days later got to see a guy with red under his nose that couldnt sit still. Last laugh was all mine…. lol thanks