Don’t worry about what the neighbors are going to think of your new backyard extravaganza. Why should you care? If they’re lucky you might just invite them to your next shindig. Now, let’s get down to business. The truly selfish bastard is not just going to just have a pool in some weird kidney shaped design; oh no. There’s a Jacuzzi, poolside hammocks, an outdoor kitchen for both grilling and conventional cooking, specialized lighting (with a dimmer of course), a screened in area in case of flying insect infestation and so very much more.
You’re going to want your big screen TV viewable through the sliding glass doors and a sound system that will break the windows in surrounding homes. Now you really will have to invite the ingrates to your next shindig.
Seriously if I have to tell you every step that you need to take in order to make your pool design one of a truly selfish bastard; what kind of lousy selfish Bastard’s are you after all?